This past weekend I spent two glorious days getting a jumpstart on my annual New Year’s tradition: Decluttering All The Things + making new goals for the upcoming year.
You know how they say that you should figure out A) what it is that you’d be happy doing for days, and then B) find someone to pay you for it?
Somebody, please pay me to declutter all the things.
And pay me to watch reality TV.
Also, pretty please pay me to talk about myself and make out with boys and put on a record of Whitney Houston’s greatest hits right before the office is locked for a big meeting so that the set crew full of boys has to listen to the record in its entirely while they work.