Amber L. Carter
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Throwback Thursday: Do You Guys Think This Tree Might Be Evil?

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Originally posted May 12, 2011

Me, too.

I saw it during my hike yesterday, and it made me stop dead in my tracks. Not only does it look freaky, but…there’s no vegetation around it. Just grass. And it’s in the middle of the forest. Instead, there’s a perfectly smooth clearing from it to the trail, and then the surrounding area around it is also perfectly clear and smooth with grass. Again, this is in the middle of the forest.

Since I plan on hiking by it on a semi-regular basis, I’m going to just tell myself that a delightful little elf village lives inside the tree, instead of a bunch of demons and stuff.

But if I disappear during my hike one of these days, one of you better come up here and a run a sword through that tree to see if it bleeds.

Cause if it does, then that means it got me.

BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL COMMENTS ARE WORTH IT:

6 COMMENTS:
Kevin Watterson7:48 PM, May 26, 2011
I wouldn’t go near that tree if Satan himself was chasing me with his fiery pitchfork from hell.

Sundar10:51 AM, May 27, 2011
Been smoking that stuff again?

DiscordianStooge11:00 AM, May 27, 2011
Tree demons are the best demons.

dan11:13 AM, May 27, 2011
If you’re super nice, the elves in the tree will back you cookies.

dan11:14 AM, May 27, 2011
Bake.
This Friday is not starting out well.

Amber11:59 AM, May 27, 2011
I love you guys.